i'm the champion of the earth

from now on my name is xiamaloserx if you ever want to see whats goin on in my life check it out. i dont know why you would want to know but just lettin you know.

If i was a serial killer i would be John Wayne Gacy . If you ever had a reason to be afraid of clowns. This would be it. Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under the floor boards of his home. Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually, using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them. kill count: 30+ Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!

Current Mood: morose

The last show you attended:
too pure to die at taco torros
The greatest show you've ever been to was:
tubring, smb, daiquiri, mong hang
The last CD I bought was:
Dead Baby vs. Jesus Comp.
A CD you mistakenly spent $15 on:
tool - opiate
Do you have nightmares?:
often
Do you flip your pillow over to the cooler side in the middle of the night?:
i dont use a pillow, i use my arms or my right leg.
Are you a scenester?:
and proud of it
One album that describes you is:
mr bungle
One song that just knocks you on your ass every listen:
numbers - tubring

What is in your CD player right now?:
california - mr bungle
The last movie you saw was:
butterfly effect
Your favorite actor/actress is:
bruce lee
Do you shower night or morning?:
during my lunch break
What would you do if you had $1 million dollars?:
invest it in realestate
Your heaven will consist of:
a never ending show where everone is dancing and moshing as one
Your hell will consist of:
me getting really fat, i hate me when i'm fat
You are invisible for one hour, you:
break into a kindergarden and rape small kids. i just think it would look funny to have a little kid floating in the air screaming "stop it stop it" while tey bleed from the ass
Your ideal evening with someone special is:
cuddlig to grease then the sound of music then toppin it off with some heavy petting to rocky horror
Have you had your heart broken?:
yup
Have you broken someone's heart?:
so they say, but i dont believe
The greatest love song is:
step up ghetto blaster
DOES size matter?:
yup, girl gotta have back
Your favorite childhood cartoon:
x-men
I had a security blanket, you had:
security mom, i miss her
Did your parents put you on a leash?:
nope, and i have never been grounded
Your favorite childhood movie:
sound of music
He-Man or Transformers?:
mix the two and maybe i'll look up
My Little Pony or Pound Puppys?:
pound puppies
Seseme Street or Mr. Rogers (or maybe your a Today's Special person)?:
if mr rogers is naked he winsm but grover is the man the rest of the time
Big Bird or Elmo?:
niggers
You're stuck on a desert island. You can take one CD, book, and movie:
cd:disco volante
book:the devinchi code
movie:grease
Who if you could hang out with anyone famous for an evening, it would be:
red foreman
There are two kinds of people in this world, Coke people and Pepsi people; i am a kick ass straight edge kid that doesnt drink caffiene or colored soda
What are you looking forward to most right now (besides finishing this survey)?: having a girlfriend again, it will never happen...cuz i'm a loser
Does anyone remember Corky from "Life Goes On"?:
i know nuthin stuffin
How about the episode of Punky Brewster when Cherry gets locked in the fridge?:
i do remember, i think that would have been better if punky would have died from lack of oxygen
Your favorite episode of The Simpsons is: simpsons sucks, go watch family guy then come back to me
Your favorite lines from The Simpsons:
when barney sings, buy me a beer only two bucks a glass...
Your favorite Simpsons charater:
ralph cuz his little heart is broken
Your favorite Late Night show is:
i sleep
Your favorite Kids in the Hall character:
the guuy from news radio
Your favorite Saturday Night Live Character:
Cloud from final fantasy 7

Current Music: that 70;s show

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Current Music: the OC

so hey, how is the noone that posts here now. everyone sucks cuz mong hang is the shit. i think their song was by far the best on the dead baby vs jesus comp. well if anyone reads this let me know what you think.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: mong hang-pang japonica

i hate jenny....shit face

I am 89% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

thats right i have the idea for Grease Three, the third word. its show the life of danny and sandy now. after high skool danny hit the booze perty hard and found himself addicted to the homeshopping network. Sandra on the other hand had lots of friends and spent her days helping the other gals at the trailer park decorate their trailers.

so far here is the cast.

    Danny: myself

    Sandy: Romina

if you would like to be in my movie please let me know, just write up a character discription and hit me up

i just saw the worst thing ever, retard porn, i thought it would be funny, but i just want to cry.

   "ok susan, take off your shirt." some guy says

   "bu bu but i dont wanna to" susan says

    "just do it and be happy, remember your on camera"

   "ohoh o ok"

I feel sick kinda, but susan is cute for a retard. if i  was a retard i would marry her. and do you think retard porn is just for retarded guys or for perverted nonretarded guys?

Current Mood: sick
Current Music: COPS-mari gras

haha i found this on google. it was good. and i thought that microdemon might like it.

les filles mignonnes doivent mourir

mon cerveau est le meilleur

cela pourquoi je gouvernerai le monde

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DAIQUIRI IS COMING BACK TO MINNESOTA .AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THE BIG D. I AM GONNA DANCE DANCE DANCE TIL I CANT DANCE NO MORE.

i'm ready to have friends again that i hang out with, and i want friends that are crazy and fun. i am gonna stop lying and starting now try and be less offensive. so if you want to be my friend you should let me know.

Current Music: scuzy steamer add

TUBRING is prolly the best band ever. last night jenny and i went to mesonomie WI and partied it up college style. There set was sooo good and i taped it and during 2 minus 3 kevin took my camera from where it was sitting and sung to it. its soooo funny looking. The only bad thing was that it the crowd there really sucked. Me and Jenny were dancing and everyone just looked at us funny. so we started a dance pit. i did a cartwheel then busted out some ddr moves.

I Love tUB(TR)rING

Current Mood: relieved
Current Music: MFC-bill nye the science guy makes me want to cut myself

ok everyone heres the question do you like Baths or  Showers?

Me i am a bath man myself, and none of those fancy bubbles.

so the other day i meet this guy that was really a monkey, and his name was george. he liked me. he like me so much that he brought me to the movies and bought me pop corn. after george did all that nice stuff for me i decided to return the vavor by bringing him out on my boat. my big boat. ass soon as we got out in the ocean a few hundred miles from shore we were attacked by pirates. at first i feared for my life but then george took out his knife and killed every last one of those fuckers. from this day forth he shall be know as furious george.

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: that 70's show

i just vomited, i bet this is gods way of getting back at me for being evil.

Current Music: mr bungle - my ass is on fire

so yeah i didnt kill myself, but i did sleep last night and boy oh boy did i have an offensive dream.

it started with me looking at black porn on the internet but as soon as i started beatin it i was sucked into the screen and started fuckin a big black girl. i was slapin her ass and biteing her. it was alot of fun then shit got strange and she started callin me "masta" so i started callin her "girl" then after i jizzed all over her chest i took out a whip and tore her back up. she tried to run but i caught her and threw her on the ground, then i took out a big hammer and broke her knee caps. i then proceded to fuck the hole that the fracured bone had made in her leg.

so i now have a new life goal, have sex with a black/ethnic girl and have her call me masta while i bite her up real good :)

Current Mood: NAKED COWBOYISH
Current Music: TEXAS JUSTICE IN THE HIZZOUSE

gonna kill myself now, so bye.